You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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