Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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