Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
