scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
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I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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