Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Please, let me fuck your mom
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
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I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
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