I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
