doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
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i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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