i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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