quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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