At least make sure they are 18
Why
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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