so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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