I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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