I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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