So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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