who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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