idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I need water and some morals
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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