i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Can you bring me the toilet please
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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