I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
