talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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