Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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