But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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