Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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