Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
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