i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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