worst night to have a conscience
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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