I didn't shave. On purpose
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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