It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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