East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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