idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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