puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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