It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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