come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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