it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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