How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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