Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
