yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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