I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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