It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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