Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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