I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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