i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I have feelings that need drinking.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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