You're a womanizer and a bitch.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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