i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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