in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
North Korea, Best Korea!
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
How's work?
Spinning.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
