oh god the rape fog is back!
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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