I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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