Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
i out mim tonsoeep
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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