I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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