And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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