I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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