she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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