So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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