A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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