I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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