Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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