idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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