When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
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Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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